The "American Revolution" was Fake and Ghey from the Start.

Sister Abraham Lincoln and Mother George Washington were Repeating Lies Invented in the Lodges.

Like many other "historical" events of the last 300 years or so, the
"American Revolution" was nothing more than a Freemasonic stage
production, planned on both sides of the "Pond".

Let's start with the official narrative, which has the irate colonists
incensed at the British crown and parliament over "taxation without
representation"...

This led to the formation of the famous "committees of correspondence"
where the colonists of each state could share their grievances with
one another... (or so we are told...)

The British, for their part, levied tax after tax on the colonists,
culminating in the "Stamp Act" and, finally, the Tax on Tea, which
culminated in the famous "Boston Tea Party"...

...where the irate Son's of Liberty took to the wharves disguised as
Redskins (Yes, I am maximally politically incorrect, and lovin' every
moment of it...) and took the merchandise...

...of the London East India Company and scattered it upon the waters
of Boston Harbor.  (That'll show the evil King George and his
parliament!)  In retaliation, the British stationed troops...

...in the homes of the native Bostonians.  These troops were given to
drunkenness, rioting, and other mayhem which precipitated
confrontations in the streets.  Finally, the "MinuteMen" coalesced,

...acquired some cannons, and began to store up ammunition in the
suburbs.  General Howe, alarmed at this turn of events, mobilized his
army and prepared to march on Lexington and Concord...

...the alleged sites of the munitions.  Paul Revere would make his
famous horse ride, and the rest... is history.

And now, as the famous radio announcer Paul Harvey would say... "for
the rest of the story"...

As you may or may not know, the first "Grand Lodge" of England, the
mother of "Scottish Rite" Freemasonry (as opposed to the "Grand
Orient" of France and Vienna) was formed in 1717.

Of course, as with so many other facts about Freemasonry, that is just
the cover story.  What never fails to amaze this Wolf is the
preponderance of Masons to nestle lies within lies...

...Masons and Satanists are masters at recruiting patsies, setting up
charades, false leads and trails... which is why it is important to
see everything from the perspective of the Two Standards...

...and of course, the Masons are patient.  They play the long game.
Never forget that.  They are patient, and, as Our Lord said, "more
prudent than the children of the light"...

Always remember the ends- to destroy the revelation of Our Lord Jesus
Christ, and to abolish the Most Holy Sacrifice of the Mass, devotion
to the Sacred and Immaculate Hearts, and restore Paganism...

Even mainstream historians admit that Washington, Jefferson, and Ben
Franklin were high ranking Masons.  Franklin, in particular, appears
to have been a profligate spender, and a womanizer...

One of Uncle Ben's pickup lines at the local tavern appears to have
been... "would you like to join me in the pursuit of happiness?"  Be
that as it may, what is beyond question is that Uncle Ben...

...was welcome in Pennsylvania, London, and the French Court.  He was
quite the globetrotter for his day, and even had connections at the
Vatican.  Dandy for a person who did not believe in God...

As for Patrick Henry, Samual Adams, Thomas Paine... whether they were
bona fide Masons in on the plot, or what Vlad Lenin would call "useful
idiots" matters little.  What is important is they ...

...stirred the popular imagination of the time, and got recruits from
the disenfranchised, displaced, and that element of society seeking
adventure and advancement- and ethics be damned...

So now let us look at the timeline of the American Revolution and
examine it in terms of human nature and solid logic...

In 1763, the Treaty of Paris ended the "French and Indian War".  To
recoup costs, the British enacted the "stamp act" in 1765.  This was
essentially a tax on paper, and impacted mostly the upper...

classes of colonial society.  The vast, vast majority of colonists
operating their bakeries, smithies, stills, farms, mills, and
stagecoaches would have been utterly unaffected by this tax.

Nevertheless, the American Press raised holy hell, and the British
some months later just decided to repeal the act.  But a few years
later, they would come right back with the "Townshend Duties".

The British also decided to station troops in Boston beginning in
1768.  Agitation culminated in what the British would call "The
Incident on King Street", AKA "The Boston Massacre".

Now, if you cannot see here the manufacture of a "color revolution",
you are simply not paying attention.  At any rate, the colonies will
now form the "committees of correspondence"...

These are largely attended and funded by the wealthy aristocracy.  And
why?  Time for some perspective here.  On the East Coast, most towns
have ordinances levying a $50 fine if a sidewalk is not...

shoveled promptly after a snowstorm.  For a homeowner, the fine is an
incentive.  For a campus with a mile of sidewalks that would be
expensive to have cleared... The fine is a business cost.

Nevertheless, the wealthiest of the landed gentry of the colonies will
altruistically pledge their lives and fortunes to the cause of war
with Britain... and, eventually... independence, in 1776.

These men, who have little in common (at least superficially), will
nevertheless put life, domestic tranquility, and considerable fortunes
on the line because the BRITISH ARE TAXING THEIR TEA.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  At any rate, the first battle of the Clown Show
was "Bunker Hill", where the British won the battle and could have won
the war.  But instead, decided to retreat to Boston.

You would think the newly formed American Continental Army would
consolidate, lay siege to Boston, and scout out other British
strongholds for attention.  Instead, they decide to attack Quebec.

As fate would have it, the Canadian Bishop of Montreal apparently did
not get the memo, and told his priests and flocks that any cooperation
with the rebels would result in prompt censure.

Despite the diplomacy of the Vatican and Papal endorsed Fr Carroll,
the French Catholics would have none of it, and cannons, not canons,
prevailed in Canada. The Americans were roundly defeated...

...and sent scurrying back to New York, entirely in tatters.
Mysteriously, the British failed to exploit this stunning setback,
biding their time amid the comforts of Boston.

In the hot summer of 1776, the Americans will declare their
independence, and draw up the "Articles of Confederation".  Meanwhile,
General Howe will put on quite the show in New York...

Leisurely he will chase the Americans out of New York, to spend their
winter of discontent in Valley Forge.  Meanwhile, the British proles
quickly tire of the mindless bloodshed, and the...

British ranks will be replenished by mercenaries, mostly Hessians from
Germany.  These will lodge in Philadelphia, and, as in Boston,
irritate the locals and stoking resentment.

But the Hessians did get the memo, and when Washington crossed the
Delaware into New Jersey, obligingly gave him their stores of
ammunition and food.  In a crossing about a month later...

...The new British Commander, Lord Cornwallis, would be even more
obliging, doing everything short of helping the colonials lug their
captured booty back across the Delaware to Valley Forge...

(That's how you keep your army supplied when you don't have a printing
press to turn out monopoly money for the sheeple or the wherewithal to
churn our promissory notes for suckers...)

At any rate, to make a long story short, the Stage Production ended at
Yorktown, Virginia, some years later, and the Masons Washington,
Lafayette, and Cornwallis all celebrated at a Masonic banquet.

Some years later, you had Shay's Rebellion in 1786, when Washington
imposed taxes on the veterans of the Colonial army in Massachutetes.
The insurrection was vigorously put down by Federal troops.

And just a few years after that, during the presidency of George
Washington, the whiskey rebellion occurred among the hillbillies over
the first Federal excise tax.  It too was promptly put down.

Lesson for the Sheeple:  WE are allowed to put on a clown show over
taxation without representation, but don't YOU get any ideas into your
head, or the cannons will roll right up to your front door.

And the rest, as they say, is history...