Bury Those Dino Toys Next To Mickey Mouse

(It Is All Fake And Ghey)

[First off, tremendous thanks is owed to AGENT131711 and his Substack.  His latest post, "Dinosaurs are FAKE: The KRONOSAURUS & SHONISAURUS Water Dinos Edition - Part 3" is a deep dive down a rabbit hole that should have been explored eons ago.  (Pun intended!)  "The deeper you look, the more mind-numbingly stupid it becomes."  Our Agent is not whistling Dixie.  And this is along the lines of "They're Lying to us about Three Mile Island and the numbers at Pro-Life Rallies, but they would not lie to us about anything else, right?"  Pardon this Wolf while he finds a tree to bang his head against...  At any rate, the Reader can take this Wolf's word for it, or dive down the rabbit hole with Agent131711.  But when returning to the daylight, continue with this post, because we are going to return to the 30,000' view, tie some things together, and reach some startling conclusions our agent has not considered.  (This Wolf has always prided himself on remaining at high altitude.  While many spend months trying to determine who was below the manhole at Dealey Plaza or exactly where in the Nevada Desert the "Moon Landing" was filmed, this Wolf is not going to get lost in the minutia but rather wants to see the whole terrain, and not lose the proverbial forest for the trees.)]

Let's expand on our Agent's findings.  First off, consider all the coal mines of Pennsylvania, Kentucky, West Virginia, and Tennessee. No Dino Bones were ever found there.  Of course, the Paleontologists will reply that that is because coal goes back to the Cambrian Era, millions of years before dinosaurs walked the earth.  (DUH!)  If one wants to find Dino Bones, he needs to dig in Morrison Formation Sandstones, which are from the Triassic and Jurassic- as in Jurassic Park- eras.  Okay, so we go out west and consider the massive excavations that had to take place for interstates 10, 15, 25, 27, 20, 40, 70, 80, 90, and 94- to say nothing of the earlier Federal Highways, and local and state highways.  So, this Wolf asks readers "out West":  Has anyone read in their local papers about Dino Bone Finds by Bulldozer Bob while he was plowing through the Morrison Formation?  Nah, if one researches Dino Bone Finds the typical story is: A.  Man finds Dino Bone while walking dog or Oil Workers find Bones while Excavating and then B. Paleontologists from Smithsonian or a Royal Museum swoop in and... the rest is history.  We never have Scoop Jackson from the Local Issue of Pravda ambling down to photograph all those bones in the pit.

In the Beginning...  1796, not a decade after that Glorious Year of 1789, workers at a gypsum pit in France outside Paris stumbled across all these bones.  Thank goodness, this brilliant anatomist from the Royal Society, George Cuvier, had this knack for taking a few odd bones and determining they came from a colossal lizard.  (The man who built the whole skull of Piltdown Man from a section of jawbone must have been one of his descendants- this talent is not common.)  Luckily no priests or bishops were around to be skeptical about all these sudden, startling finds in this hotbed of revolutionary and Freemasonic activity.  Nothing to see here folks... move along... move along.  (From our 30,000' view, we can see how the Grand Conspiracy was getting the Sheeple ready for the Grand Unification Theory of Charles Darwin and Lyell.)  Now, of course, anybody who visits Home Depot or Lowes can see piles and piles of gypsum sandwiched between paper- the contractors call it "drywall" and "sheetrock"- that originates from huge sites in places like Nevada.  But not one single Dino Bone, not so much as a tooth fragment, has ever been discovered.  Nothing to see here folks... move along... move along.

And now, the $64,000 question.  The Vatican of Pius X surely had access to exponentially vaster resources than our Agent.  So why was not all this blarney not exposed during his pontificate.  At a time when "The Theory Of Evolution" was a tsunami across the hallowed halls of academia, why not just publish a paper akin to Our Agent's Substack so that all those who populate the pews can have a good laugh over this colossal hoax.  And that... would be that.  Instead, why did the "Theory of Evolution" be allowed to grow to such magnitude that Pius XII would have to address it in an encyclical just forty years later?

Meanwhile, let us dispose of some shills.  If the Dinosaurs are completely fake and ghey, well, that would be curtains for Kent Hovind's "Dinosaur Adventure Land" and The "Creation Research Institute's" "Complete Allosaurus Skeleton" on display.  The "Creation Research Institute" assures us that "Amazingly, more than half of our allosaur’s bones were recovered from where it was found in the upper Morrison Formation in Colorado.  The skull even has 53 teeth still in place!  It was found with its bones arranged in their correct anatomical positions relative to each other, rather than scattered."  Hey, if all the bones were in "their correct anatomical positions" and we have Mr Dino from tip to tail, where did the less than half of the bones go?  Unfortunately, no pictures of the discovery site are available for us to delve into this mystery.  Amazingly, methinks this Wolf is being gaslighted.

So, while the mystery of how all those Kangaroos left the Ark to return to Australia and graze atop their fossilized ancestors remains, we can dispose of the need to accommodate even Baby Dinos on Noah's Ark.  Nor do we need to speculate on all those "forest biomes" at different altitudes to explain the "geologic column" and the "age of amphibians" and the "age of reptiles" and how the Flood overwhelmed them.  And free of the Dinos, we can now speculate on where all those huge petrified logs really came from.

This Wolf has long wondered why we have no evidence of the ancient, highly advanced civilization that must have been wiped out by the flood.  Well, we do have the evidence.  We just have not been looking at it correctly.  Do some research on all those huge petrified logs that have been found around the country- bona fide finds that have been well documented.  In North Dakota Petrified Logs are found virtually everywhere.  A petrified trunk over 100 feet long and 6 feet in diameter was found while excavating for I-94 in North Dakota.  (Bulldozer Bob never finds Dino Bones, but boy oh boy does he find petrified logs.  Yes, there are pictures of them.)

Slowly, but surely, all the pieces are coming together.

Soon we are going to be able to speculate on where the proverbial bodies are.

The Conspirators and the Shills are running out of time.

The Truth is Way more powerful than their Empire of Lies.

The Word was made Flesh and Dwelt Among us.

Our Lady of Fatima, Pray for us.  You may be Our Only Hope- but you are our hope!