The Excrement Meter Is Broken

The Bridge of the SS Barnhardt Has Been Breached

This Wolf does look forward to the Barnhardt Podcast.  Anne has some inside sources that sometimes give tidbits of information that equate into massive insights for the World View.  What Barnhardt often dismisses as just another blip on the teleological radar this Wolf understands to be massive revelations that allow him to further complete the puzzle of the Grand Chessboard.

First off, this Wolf cringes when anybody refers to the Face of the Earth as a "Planet".  Anybody saying that exposes the fact that A) They do not adhere to Biblical Cosmology B) They probably believe almost everything on the NASA Website C) They probably believe that Neil Armstrong actually set foot on the moon and finally D) They are still largely stuck in the World of Sheepledom.  Now, while this Wolf does not believe in Kajaria, Green Lizards, Little Men from Outer Space, or that Giant Nephilim are still walking the world, he does admit that a lot of geological formations defy explanation, and tremendous artifacts from forgotten civilizations indeed exist.  That notwithstanding, he does adhere to the infallibility of every word of Holy Writ, from the first sentences in Genesis to the end of the of the Apocalypse, and the absolute inerrancy of the historical and cosmological view of the pages of scripture, and that they do not need to be understood "allegorically," because Hallowed "Science" has revealed to us the fundamental nature of the cosmos, and Revelation can either adjust or be damned. 

(This Wolf grew up in the Star Trek Universe.  From a VERY early age, this Wolf watched "Star Trek".  And while his parents were not quite ready for the Romantic Conquests of James Tiberius Kirk- William Shatner's character did indeed love to explore strange new worlds- television's first interracial kiss, and the inscrutable logic of Mr Spock demolishing Christendom with Liberal Platitudes, this Wolf took Gene Roddenberry's evangelium like a duck to water.  The virulent Captain Kirk was one of his boyhood heroes, and the "Voyages" of the Starship Enterprise would dominate his imagination for decades to come.  Meanwhile, by the time he was in the 6th grade, this Wolf was fully schooled in the Nomenclature of the Catechism of Science.  He corrected his history teacher that the "earth" was four BILLION, not four million, years old.  Even though the whole class sided with Mr Segro, this Wolf held his ground.  And his teacher subsequently admitted to him, privately, that he had been "right"- just don't let it get out...  Fortunately, this Wolf did have the ability to think critically,  One day, he noticed a picture in his "Social Studies" book of a man floating in an Olympic Swimming Pool, with the caption "during his lifetime a man will consume 6 million gallons of water".  Wait a minute.  A heck of a lot of water is excreted from other places, and a decaying corpse certainly does not contain a lot of water.  And so this Wolf was scratching his head over the logic of the caption, and starting to understand that he was being propagandized.)

Next, one would think that the first item on the agenda of this latest Podcast would be the Return of The Donald.  Instead, this Wolf has to cringe for about twenty minutes while Anne gives a sermon on Ivermectin, Vitamin D, and "nipping it in the bud" with her "Powerdose" formula whenever she feels a sore throat and a case of the sniffles coming on, because she is going to be "humble" and not "tough it out" at the onset of a cold.  Back in the day, this Wolf used to get lots of colds.  (The last 30 years or so, not so much.  It does seem that proper nutrition, proper intake of food- even most Traditional Catholics are gluttons and gourmands- and outdoor activity works wonders, and one does not need Horsie Medicine or Nature Pills to stay healthy.)  It is not so much the Ivermectin, as the Germ Theory, that this Wolf objects to.  No Wu-Flu ever existed, and not to realize this is to be in danger of losing the plot.

Fortunately, the Barnhardt Podcast did end on a positive note, with Anne completely dynamiting the notion that the current State of Israel has any connexion with the Kingdom of David in the Old Testament, and when the Prophets speak of Zion they are often referring to the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church, the sole Ark of Salvation.  But overall, Anne is danger of losing the plot.  The Gal should know better, having witnessed first hand the activity of the Satanic Pederats in the Vatican during a chance visit to the Confessional.  During the course of the Podcast, she noted that, after she burned her Koran, one of NuttyYahoo's cronies called to congratulate her, and that in the course of the conversation he stated that "no, we don't believe in scripture- we're all atheists here".  At least she figured out that Non-Sequiter.  

Now if she could only figure out that every time she goes to a Bogus Ordo church for "Adoration", she is probably genuflecting before a cookie.